 Keith Autrey is a rather interesting person. Although it says above that his birthdate is August 22, 1976, that is truely his creation date. You see, Keith is an experiment gone too far. Keith is actually a test tube mutant, the first attempt at cloning a human being. Unfortunately, there were many problems from the start, and cancer quickly began to develop. In a last ditch effort, Keith's embryo was bombarded with nuclear radiation. Thankfully, this destroyed the cancer. However, when Keith was 4, he learned of his amazing powers. While he was playing in the playground at his pre-school, he was being attacked by a bully. It just so happened that Keith had just finished his first Coke, and had a tremendous belch built up. As the bully hit him in the stomach, Keith released this belch. The bully was knocked off his feet and thrown more than 20 yards away! Keith has come to be known now as "BELCHMAN", and is never found more than 20 feet away from a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper.
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